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Alf joined the group Jokes

Fri, 06 May 2011 22:57:54 +0000

Alf joined the group Jokes

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Alf posted on the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes

Fri, 06 May 2011 22:57:54 +0000

Alf posted on the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes: oh yeah baby...

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Liz created the forum topic The Vicar\\\'s Salary in the group Jokes

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 20:21:49 +0000

Liz created the forum topic The Vicar\'s Salary in the group Jokes:

At Sunday church the local Vicar explains that he must move on to a largerCongregation that will pay him more. There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave becauseHe is so popular. Fred Smith, who owns several car dealerships in Southland and Otago standsup and proclaims: ‘If the Vicar stays, [...]

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Liz created the forum topic between husband and wife in the group Jokes

Wed, 15 Jul 2009 20:35:05 +0000

Liz created the forum topic between husband and wife in the group Jokes:

Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?It means, Without Information, Fighting Everytime!Wife: No darling, it means,With Idiot For Ever.

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Liz created the forum topic always read the signs in the group Jokes

Tue, 14 Jul 2009 04:30:32 +0000

Liz created the forum topic always read the signs in the group Jokes:

A guy applied to join a nudist club. “Exactly what do you do here?” he asked. “It’s quite simple,” said the club secretary, “We take off all our clothes and commune with nature.” “Cool,” said the guy, “Count me in!” So he paid his membership fee, took off his gear and strolled off.As he walked [...]

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Liz posted on the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes

Tue, 07 Jul 2009 21:25:32 +0000

Liz posted on the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes:

heheheh.ive read that one before too.its still funny.

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TheFatherMind posted on the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 17:45:49 +0000

TheFatherMind posted on the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes:

Hahahahahahahahahahaaaa!

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Wammy created the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 15:25:20 +0000

Wammy created the forum topic Skinny Dippers in the group Jokes:

An elderly man in North Carolina had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up really nice, along with some picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.One evening the [...]

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Wammy created the forum topic You\\\'ve been programming too long in the group Jokes

Tue, 30 Jun 2009 07:55:03 +0000

Wammy created the forum topic You\'ve been programming too long in the group Jokes:

When you are counting objects, you go “0,1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,A,B,C,D…”.When asked about a bus schedule, you wonder if it is 16 or 32 bits.When your wife says “If you don’t turn off that darn machine and come to bed,then I am going to divorce you!”, and you chastise her for for omitting the else clause.When you are [...]

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Tinman posted on the forum topic Spelling is important. in the group Jokes

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:13:46 +0000

Tinman posted on the forum topic Spelling is important. in the group Jokes:

[p]Damn, how do you delete a post?[/p]

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Tinman posted on the forum topic Spelling is important. in the group Jokes

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:12:42 +0000

Tinman posted on the forum topic Spelling is important. in the group Jokes:

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Tinman created the forum topic Spelling is important. in the group Jokes

Tue, 23 Jun 2009 03:11:16 +0000

Tinman created the forum topic Spelling is important. in the group Jokes:

[p][a href="http://www.explosm.net/comics/1578/"][/a][br /]Cyanide & Happiness @ [a href="http://www.explosm.net"]Explosm.net[/a][/p]

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TheFatherMind created the forum topic A married man was having an affair... in the group Jokes

Mon, 22 Jun 2009 21:23:48 +0000

TheFatherMind created the forum topic A married man was having an affair... in the group Jokes:

[p]with his secretary. [/p][p]One day they went to her place[br /]and made love all afternoon. [/p][p]Exhausted, they fell asleep[br /]and woke up at 8 PM. [/p][p]The man hurriedly dressed[br /]and told his lover to take his shoes[br /]outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. [/p][p]He put on his shoes and drove home. [/p][p]‘Where [...]

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TheFatherMind posted on the forum topic scuba divers in the group Jokes

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:26:33 +0000

TheFatherMind posted on the forum topic scuba divers in the group Jokes:

[p]ROFL![/p]

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Liz created the forum topic scuba divers in the group Jokes

Sat, 20 Jun 2009 23:02:37 +0000

Liz created the forum topic scuba divers in the group Jokes:

[p]So Paddy asks Murphy: “Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?”[/p][p]To which Murphy replies:[/p][p]“You thick idiot - If they fell forwards they’d still be in the bloody boat[/p]

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Liz posted on the forum topic How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? in the group Jokes

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 12:56:54 +0000

Liz posted on the forum topic How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? in the group Jokes:

[p]hahaha.[/p]

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TheFatherMind posted on the forum topic How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? in the group Jokes

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 09:38:49 +0000

TheFatherMind posted on the forum topic How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? in the group Jokes:

[p]I think the question is.. And I mean this in the nicest way.. Please do not kill me.. what is PMT?[/p]

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Liz created the forum topic How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? in the group Jokes

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:56:15 +0000

Liz created the forum topic How many women with PMT does it take to change a light bulb? in the group Jokes:

[p]Woman’s Answer:[/p][p]One![/p][p]ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? because no one else in this house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don’t even know that the damn bulb is BURNED OUT!! They would sit in the dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out.[br /]And, once they figured [...]

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Liz created the forum topic What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? in the group Jokes

Sun, 14 Jun 2009 00:53:48 +0000

Liz created the forum topic What can a man do while his wife is going through menopause? in the group Jokes:

[p]Keep busy. If you’re handy with[br /]tools, you can finish the basement.[br /]When you’re done you’ll have a[br /]place to live.[/p]

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Tinman created the forum topic Where do you find a dog with no legs? in the group Jokes

Sat, 13 Jun 2009 19:39:34 +0000

Tinman created the forum topic Where do you find a dog with no legs? in the group Jokes:

[p]Right where you left him.[/p]

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